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D.L.W.C. 

acronym for "Dies Lonely With Cats" used to explain single micro-managing female bosses who are married to their job and have no chance at a relationship
My boss is ugly, socially awkward and has no chance of meeting a husband, her job is her life. She is going to be found dead in her cube and the police are going to rule her death a D.L.W.C. (Died Lonely With Cats)
D.L.W.C. by the_coyote June 30, 2011
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D-Natural 

Word play on the Musical term D-natural. Implying that a girl has natural D-cup breasts, The D is interchangable with B,C, or even F. opposite to the term A-flat
John: Sasha is so Fine
Noah: I know right shes the hottest D-natural I've seen ever seen
D-Natural by Gentleneal July 7, 2011
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A term used in roller hockey when describing the two defensive partners.
Eric and Will are D-buddies.
D-buddies by Tigerblood Coach July 15, 2011

D.S.B.S. 

Deadly Sperm Back-up Syndrome
When a man ain't getting laid. Common amongst married men. Lethal but can be cured, just get laid.
Hey sweety give me some loving, you don't want me to die of the dreaded D.S.B.S. do you?
D.S.B.S. by sylviavampirequeen November 14, 2011
Holy Cross player: damn dude, those Bethlehem football players were D.A.N.

Bardstown player: whats D.A.N.?

Holy Cross player: dog ass nasty. i dont ever want to play them again.
D.A.N. by GoCards1986 November 28, 2011
To Run across a cop car front to back with full strides.
Did you see him d-hack that cop car?
D-hack by TheMiddler? October 4, 2011
The fact that your dick has ceased erection, due to the lack of stimulation.
Her head was so whack it legit made my D-flop.

Now way im gonna D-flop, when her titts are that big.
D-flop by Makxxx December 17, 2011