D.L.W.C.

acronym for "Dies Lonely With Cats" used to explain single micro-managing female bosses who are married to their job and have no chance at a relationship
My boss is ugly, socially awkward and has no chance of meeting a husband, her job is her life. She is going to be found dead in her cube and the police are going to rule her death a D.L.W.C. (Died Lonely With Cats)
by the_coyote June 28, 2011
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Space Mormon

Tom Cruise and his "Space Mormon" goons are passing out free Dianetics tests at the Taco Bell....lets go to Arbys instead.
by the_coyote May 28, 2010
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