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n00b at life 

part of speach: noun
plural form: n00bs at life

one who refuses to learn from or take the advice of his\her elders or those whom hold more wisdom or are more knowledgable when it comes to ane specific field or category of experience, or who is simply too hard-headed to apply his\her peers’ successful actions/conduct to his\her-self; one who is too stubborn to grow much as a human, who will oft decline him\herself the right to learn from his\her past experiences, and who will seldom accept things in any way that isn’t to the standard that s\he is used to or has been led to believe priorhand/previously (even if it lacks evidence or support to back it up), who may try too steadfast not to lose face when proven wrong; linear. Oftentimes agnostic on a level deeper than the thought of ‘God’ (which, when on a deeper level, is a bad thing, because it illustrates lack of true taste/perception or knowledge of the surrounding world as perceived by the n00b at life).

See also n00b, which is different than a 'noob'. (A noob reffers more to a ‘newb’, or ‘newbie’ at something{specifically a videogame}, whereas a 'n00b' can be anyone who..well I’m not suppose to define 'n00b' here, but just note that even vets can act n00b-ish at times.)

Compare 'n00bs at life' with the '‘élitist’ Democrats' who THINK that they’re über-the-shit and clearly demonstrate their ‘superiority’ towards the rest of the population.
"Having a n00b at life for your mother really bites. But to have a n00b at life for your father is a plain-out atrocity (especially if you are a male, though is equally conductually imparing to a daughter)."
n00b at life by Victor Van Styn August 26, 2005
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when god shits on your life 

1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.
1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet
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Gacha Life 

An app available on IOS, Android and Desktop where you can create OCs and videos. The game has many features, such as the Life page, the Games page, and more. The game is normal itself but people have created extremely nasty things using it. This doesn’t mean the whole community is bad, as there are many talented people in the fandom. The Developers are also not at fault
Person 1:Hey do you know about Gacha Life?
Person 2:Yeah I love that game!

in the life

Participates in a gay lifestlye.
in the life by Chef Drew and LJoy January 12, 2009

thorg life 

How Canadian coaches dressed in green bodysuits pronounce and write thug life.
Coach Z is livin' the thorg life.
thorg life by PoopyPoo July 2, 2005

secret life fatty 

Also known to as slf, a secret life fatty is someone who looks skinny or fit in real life but is so physically unfit that running two feet makes them collapse from exhaustion.

Secret life fatties also tend to consume unhealthy foods on a regular basis, also adding to their lack of physical fitness.
Person A: "You don't need to lose weight. Look at how skinny you are, I bet you could outrun me by miles"
Person B: "Yeah but I am such a secret life fatty. Running from here to that tree a few feet away is a tough feet for me. I know! Let's go get chinese and donuts!"
secret life fatty by Bob Errey October 22, 2008

no-life combo 

1. In traditional fighting videogames, a combination of attacks 1337 or expert players perform in order to frustrate, annoy, or intimidate their opponent. These combos can range from 10 hits to 10 seconds and/or deplete anywhere from 40%-60% of the victim's health bar. It doesn't necessarily label the performer a "no life" as any casual gamer can excecute a no-life combo as well with a little practice.

2. Over time, the term grew on to expert players and so they began to use it positively, for the skilled are proud of their combo mastery.
1.

P1: *throws an insane seemingly endless combo on P2*
P2: "DUDE HOW THE F*CK AM I SUPPOSED TO STOP THAT!!? I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT NO-LIFE COMBO"
P1: *Grins in satisfaction*

2.

Mr. 1337: Get ready, bitches. I'm about to unleash some/all of my world famous no-life combo(s) on that ass.
no-life combo by bungjulio August 14, 2010