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Lady & the Trump 

This wonderful piece of Soviet pornographic production is what’s driven every political decision made by the GOP over the last 4 years. The film documents a romantic evening in Moscow between GOP Senator Lindsey Graham and GOP former President Donald Trump before they un-leash some downright doggedness between the sheets.
Joe: What’d you think of the film, the Lady & the Trump, Barack?
Barack: The part where Lindsey marks his territory was pretty great.
Joe: Better than the part where Trump takes Lindsey on a walk?
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Joe B Trump 

He is Trump's and Biden's half brother. He is the president of Mars and refuses to leave it. He has all of the vaccines for covid there.
Joe Biden: Man, that Joe guy amirite? Always getting high off those vaccines.

Donald Trump: Joe B Trump is a lizard because of those damn vaccines.

Took a Trump 

This is when you accidentally clog a toilet. Perhaps you are getting too much paper in your diet.
Man, today I almost took a Trump after that Arby's... but dude, it's totally not my fault, it tastes like the wrappers it comes in yo!
Took a Trump by WokeAndToke February 11, 2022

putting me through the Trump

when a person tells you obvious lies, and will cite very spurious sources to support their claims. Often brought by loose anecdotal evidence.
Don: "The sound from windmills causes cancer."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."

Tha donald trump

When you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and have to immediately start masterbating
Anthony just did tha donald trump in the changerooms
Tha donald trump by Anthony Cuzz September 6, 2022

Pulling an Eric Trump 

To make an egregiously untrue statement about oneself as though it were fact.
Person A: I have a 75 inch cock.
Person B: I fart actual gold.
Person C: “I wake up at 4:30 in the morning every single morning. I say the Pledge of Allegiance’ to my 5 year old and my 3 year old. Then I say the Lord’s Prayer, then I say 2 other family prayers. That’s how I live a clean, positive life.”

Person D: "All 3 of y'all are pulling an Eric Trump. But especially you, Person C."

At Least I Didn't Support Trump 

This is a manifesto statement that you can fire back at anyone who insults you, criticizes you, abuses you or puts you down. It's a statement of STRENGTH and CHARACTER. It affirms that you use your brain instead of falling for any loudmouth hypocritical hateful egomaniac. It means that you never have and never will recognize Donnie Douchebag Jerk TraitorTrashTrump the immoral immature ill-mannered fascist racist sexist daughter-molesting SMF as a President of the USA or even as a human being. It means that you don't fall for false messiahs, Trumpster did say he was the 'Chosen One' after all. It means that you have more morals, maturity and scruples than the person who is badmouthing you. This assumption has NOTHING to do with partisan or political issues, it's a moral and ethical one. Trump is a quisling, a puppet of Putin, a Russian sputnik, and a shrieking scowling Caligula antichrist with a personality cult that hangs like a thick gloomy cloud. When you say this phrase, you are stating that you are an American who supports our Constitution and the freedoms it encompasses. It means you embrace the diversity of what makes America great. It means that you are nobody's fool, not a sucker, not a dumb stooge and that you think for yourself - that you are not an easily impressed ignorant starfucker. And attempting to overthrow the government after losing an election is NEVER cool.
1. Teacher: Billy Idle, why are you so lazy? You didn't read the assignment, did ya? You're not good for anything!

Billy Idle: At least I didn't support Trump.

(watch the teacher's face get red with embarrassment)

2. Dad (screaming to his daughter): You're not going out with Pinky Paul and that's that! I didn't raise you to be dating a lunkhead like him! He's a loser!

Sussudio: At least I didn't support Trump.

Dad: Arrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. When somebody is itching for a fight with you, just tell that moron 'At least I didn't support Trump', and that stupid cretin will probably leave you alone because you told him that you ain't a clod - that you're not dumber than a brick like he is.