baby-kisser 

a politician (origin unknown)

It seems that baby-kissers are praised as much as they are criticized.

baby-kisser by Light Joker March 5, 2005

duck face/kissy face 

Facial expression related to a lack of friends and self-steem. It is ofen used as a demand of attention.

See also selfie.

I bet that dorky bitch will fill the web tonight with her duck face/kissy face.

duck face/kissy face by D1ego October 30, 2013

butt cheek kisses 

The act of kissing your woman butt cheeks,

butt cheek kisses is showing your woman how special she is and how much you love her AND you will do anything to prove your love and total devotion to her.

butt cheek kisses by viking48 February 28, 2009

kissing abraham lincoln 

performing cunnilingus on a lady whos not shaved to the point that it resembles ol' Abe's beard.

Man, I went down on my girlfriend last night and it was like kissing Abraham Lincoln..

kissing abraham lincoln by totalg33k February 21, 2008

kissing face 

An unattractive and cliche picture in which the lips are puckered.

Usually posted on myspace by young girls who overly shop at Hollister and take millions of pictures of themselves where only one picture out of a million looks decent.

Once posted on myspace it is usually followed by a lame caption such as "SEXY STUFF" or "You know you want some! ;)" when the girl is fat, ugly, etc.

Sally is a self conceited camera whore. I mean come on. Look at her myspace half of her pictures, she's making a kissing face.

kissing face by doubleaxel1951 July 13, 2006

Kissless Virgin 

Basically Meaning you have never kissed anyone and you have never had sex.

Yo I'm Saving myself for marriage i'm a Kissless Virgin

Kissless Virgin by Snow Titties June 2, 2018

Kissing asphalt

To be dead, unconcious, or in any other state which would involve your face against the ground.

#1: "That kid is such a little bitch, I should kick his ass."
#2: "Don't bother, I already sent Brad after him. He's probably kissing asphalt by now."

Kissing asphalt by Mr. Booyah July 31, 2010