Krystal creamer

When a male ejaculates on a Krystal slider and then proceeds to pack it in a women’s anus with his penis.

The hooker wouldn’t let me give her the Krystal creamer but when she was dead she didn’t say no.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

chwipped cream

Whipped cream, but pronounced in a unique way.

Put some chwipped cream on your sausage and lick it off.

by Herobattler December 7, 2024

Congo Creamer

When you murder the last remaining northern white rhinoceros in existence, cut off its horn, strap it to your body, and violate the nearest starving African in their mud hut.

Hey Martha! I just got back from my trip to Africa. We got wasted one night and pulled a Congo Creamer.

by BerryMckockiner December 15, 2024

Sheboygan Cream Puff

To discharge an entire spray can of whipped cream into your partner's rectum, essentially a whipped cream and nitrous enema.

As a part of foreplay, the couple implemented the Sheboygan Cream Puff and had a wild time.

by salanimi January 5, 2025

Bourbon Cream

The act of crapping on a sexual partner's back, then laying atop them to spread the cream.

"The wife and I tried a Bourbon Cream last night!"

by chumin January 7, 2025

Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”

Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.

by starmandx January 11, 2025

Ice cream

A diarrhea causing food due to lactose content

Man I should not have eaten that ice cream

by LactoseIntolerant3000 January 14, 2025