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Pull a Parkman 

When you plan to do something with a friend weeks/months in advance, only for them to just cancel the day of the event...
Person 1: "Bro where is he at?"

Person 2: "Idk man... He's probably gonna Pull a Parkman."

Person 1: "Dang. You're probably right..."
Pull a Parkman by RealTalk💯 January 27, 2022
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Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.
I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.

National Punch a Ginger Named Parker Day 

On January 26th, it is Punch A Ginger Named Parker Day.
"Hey Tom! Did you hear today is National Punch a Ginger named Parker day?"

this isn't where i parked my car 

If you are ever in a bad situation, use this line to avoid danger. It will get save you from getting your ass kicked!
Scotty: Soccer (football) hooligans
Cooper: Hey this isn't where i parked my car!
Hooligan: Oi! Who the bloody hell are you?. This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the shittest football team in the world (Manchester United). Now please... enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty...
Scotty: We are the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Hooligan: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song
Scotty: Excuse me i'm sorry, i'm not much of a singer
Hooligan: *smashes bottle as a threat* SING!
Scotty: My Baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United FOOTBALL TEAM! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. The best (but shittest) freaking team in all the land Woohoo!
Cooper: *Smiles and approves*
Hooligan: Pretty good... PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!
Hooligans: YEAH!

Scotty and Cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.

As you can see Cooper used This isn't where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing... coopers this isn't where i parked my car was good enough on its own!

Parking Structure Planet 

A parking planet originally called Blorch but was then invaded by Invader Skooge.

Parking the Tiger 

v. To park the tiger means to throw up - puke - vomit.
--"Oh my God! Shea is parking the tiger all over that dudes shoes!"
Parking the Tiger by SirStephicus December 20, 2009