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Ample Parking

Basically means, there are more than enough parking spots available. So it should be fairly easy to find a parking spot at any given time.

Guy 1: when I was 5, my dad took us out for dinner. He told us to order food and that he will join us after parking the car around the corner.

Now I am 18, still waiting for him to find a parking spot.

Guy 2: Ample Parking is what city needs.

by Twominutes22 April 18, 2023

homeless girlfriend

Best kind of girlfriend there ever is. You can drop her off anywhere after date.

I feel like a generous God, after finishing in my homeless girlfriend mouth so that she won't sleep on empty stomach.

by Twominutes22 May 28, 2021