my story animated

is a trashy YouTube channel that CLEARLY tells fake stories.

person 1: "My Dad Abuses Me"

person 2: Dude, that is totally My Story Animated crap!
person1: Ikr? Where do you think I got it from?
person 2: My Story Animated is total crap.

by HelpMeWithMyDanganronpaAddicti December 20, 2019

Kiss my teeth

A phrase thats used to not agree or disrespect with a situation or something thats been said.

Orginated from Black Caribbean culture.

Trevor: "Bro, i heard that Erics been chatting wass about you."

Brandon: "Kiss my teeth"

by Onarealreal March 12, 2020

fuck my life

A phrase commonly used by those who are distressed, under significant pressure, or greatly depressed about something.

I completely failed that final, and it was worth like 200 points! Ahh fuck my life.

Bobby will never like me because I'm not popular. oh, fuck my life. :(

I hella wanna go to that concert but it's completely sold out. fuck my life.

by piccolio October 10, 2007

Music is my life

A phrase what people uses if music is their passion, something that they love to learn with a guitar, drums, bass, ect.

Unfortunately, posers these days uses this to be cool and try to be like everybody else, when they don't even consider picking up an instrument.

Poser: OMG! Music is my life!!
Musician: Dude, you can't even hold a damn guitar pick. Poser.

by DudeLikeYeah February 1, 2009

suck my balls

a phrase you would use in reply to a command or question often to your parents or somebody you don't like in other words no

:can you pick that up for me?
:suck my balls

:go away!
:suck my balls

by karl06 May 24, 2006

Sucking my dick

Something I want hot babes to do to me

Me: suck my dick
Hot babes: blowblowblowblowblow

Hot babes like sucking my dick

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

beat my meat

beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx

by anymnos 123 December 16, 2007