fart martyr

Someone who dies and gives up their own life for a fart.

Hey man i didn't know Osama was a Fart martyr.

by The dude who eats Kittens March 24, 2009

fart lusting

Someone who farts too loud and too much while finds it very sexy.

I have to light out some matches because I can smell your ass from across the room. Now quit your fart lusting or else i'll have to shove a cork up your butt!

by Lucas_JWF January 15, 2009

fart mouth

a dumb ass

you fucking fart mouth, stoke my cock, eat my balls.

by dfg January 3, 2004

angel fart

A kind of girl fart which is how female angels fart. It is just a short, quick muffled hiss of gas that sounds just like a puff from a perfume bottle just like *pfft*

Guy (meets beautiful female angel): Wow, you're sexy!
Angel girl (lets out angel fart): *pfft* Excuse me *blushes*
Guy: Peww!

by xXWhiteKnightXx July 13, 2010

Fart Box

An imaginary box that holds your farts and occasionally lets one rip to make room.

John: "Who let one rip?"

Sam: "It was me, my Fart Box was getting full!"

by Wicked 1 January 22, 2010

Old Fartful

Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.

Old Fartful - Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.

by MMMM Tanner October 22, 2007

fart attack

When you fart incontrolably while playing sports

"Damn dont pass to johnny when he gets the ball he has a fart attack"

by Jim00203 December 8, 2006