ShitPiss Wasted

When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.

Yeah, he's ShitPiss Wasted

by ChodeyMcChode November 2, 2010

Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.

Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!

by LionelHutz February 17, 2017

Wasted Wank

The realisation that your child is a fuckwit and you would rather of just had a wank that night.

Oh for fuck sake Jason get your head out of the railings. You really are a wasted wank.

by PhilMiddy June 7, 2016

wasted fuck

one who is incapacitated by alcohol consumption that ordinary bodily functions such as speaking and seeing are substantially impaired. effects of those most often involve repeated vomiting, crying, sleeping, misconduct, forgetfulness, pain around or on the anal area, etc.

Dude, can you not pee on my carpet you wasted fuck.

That wasted fuck Will had so much to drink that he did not realize the huge man punishing him from behind.

by martin v January 22, 2004

Wasting time

Doing something that doesn't need to be done

Painting the bottom of a dumpster is a wasting time

by Don'tpaintdumpsters2016 September 22, 2016

Padre Wasted

Being completely hammered on South Padre Island, Texas. Best when alcohol consumption begins before noon, continues into the evening hours, and eventually ends in the wee hours of the morning.

"Damn mike that girl that pissed your air mattress must have been padre wasted."

"I haven't drank all week long, I'm gonna get padre wasted this weekend."

by Heart-Murmur November 21, 2011

Cake Wasted

When you've eaten so much birthday cake, or just cake, you feel almost wasted. People who are cake wasted are usually in a daze, close to unconsciousness,(or already), and/or swollen with a food baby.

After eating two slices of triple decker chocolate cake, I fell asleep on my way to the bathroom. I was so cake wasted!

by cupcakes* July 4, 2011