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twat muck

A thick, creamy stench like discharge secreted from a ladys front bottom.
Blimey luv, your pants a full of twat muck
by Jacksoleman January 8, 2009
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twaive

(Verb) Any action related to jacking off and catching the semen in your mouth
"I was tryin to twaive but it jus kept hittin me in the eye!"
by K52twaive April 22, 2008
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Twatcoaster

1. A worthless human being with little or no value to society. A perpetual fuckup. A person whose only legitimate purpose in life would be to serve as a literal human coaster for some female to rest her twat on.
God damn it Vallorian, stop acting like such an absolute twatcoaster and make yourself useful for once!
by Venezuela October 17, 2008
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Twatlases

Someone who purposely gives you the wrong directions in order to amuse themselves.
Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?

Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...

Person 1: I hate you

Person 1: Hahaa!

Person 2: Friggin twatlases
by JizzleBizzle1980 February 17, 2009
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twariot

Twariot - abbreviation of 'twat chariot'

A car, driven by a twat. Often an older boy racer/ girl racer who now has a job as a sales rep or a similar moderately successful occupation.

The car is often a BMW or Audi, although many other 'prestige' vehicles can fall into this category. Said vehicle may be a fine driving machine but has a poor image amongst the general public, due to many of the owners driving them aggressively and without any regard for either road laws or the safety of other road users.

Studies have yet to be undertaken, but it it is a commonly held view, that this poor driving is due to the owners belief, that owning a 'superior' vehicle gives them the right to drive in such a manner. Furthermore, owners (or twats) are reluctant to accept any criticism of their vehicle or driving and attribute such criticism as merely jealously from the drivers of inferior vehicles.

etymology - believed to have evolved from the shamefully term 'spaz-chariot.' This was used in Britain to describe the small motorised invalid carriages ,which used to be provided by the state to disabled people.
I would consider buying a BMW 320d, if it wasn't such a full-on Twariot.
by nopie February 7, 2009
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Twat Muncher

A person who munches on ones vagina.
Person 1: "I met this girl last night turned out she was a lesbian"

Person 2: "She sounds like a right twat muncher!"
by 4011446 April 17, 2009
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Twatapult

When a climactic lady dramatically turns the tables on her lover with a jaw-dropping demonstration of vaginal ballistics
'I kid you not, she caught me square in the face with her twatapult'
by Milo2009 August 8, 2009
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