thrombo

from the world of austin powers. a thrombo is short for thrombosis, a major focking headache

dood, my boss gave me this new data analysis project and it's giving me a major thrombo.

by kerpal March 11, 2005

Trombone

A slidey trumpet. Also a double sub-contrabass flute( with a tuning slide)

The trombone is a magnificent slidey trumpet.

by Pygmy Tiger November 28, 2018

Greasy Trombone

adj. The act of giving a rim job to a male partner while masturbating him at the exact same time. Often, the most comfortable way of doing this is while the male is on his hands and knees.

Tina gave Aaron a Greasy Trombone last night in the bathroom on the floor.

by The White Phantom June 29, 2011

Reverse Trombone

The act of performing oral sex on ones partner whilst simultaneously reeming their bowels with a dildo. Much like the rusty trombone, it resembles the trumpet player.

The reverse trombone Greg gave me last week was so good I still can't walk right

by crabby_dicks November 18, 2014

Jinky trombone

When a girl is tugging on your penis. ( flacid or half chubbed) and the girl starts making noises of a trombone.

Friend: Hey man where you playing the trombone last night in your room.

Man: No that was my girlfriend giving me a jinky trombone.

by Dswag5854 October 14, 2018

Rusty Trombone

70+ answers, all repeating the same 3 wrong definitions.

The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.

Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.

The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.

The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.

Asshole 1: Dude, I was so coked up last night I couldn't even get it up so my nasty ass bitch slipped a couple of fingers up my ass while she was sucking me off & I nutted down her neck in like 3 min.

Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!

A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.

A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...

by ChuckgivenoFuck July 20, 2021

Bass Trombone

1. The Worst Instrument in Band
2. To describe someone that is stupid

Your like a Bass Trombone

by CrazyMan6136 September 12, 2022