A Tango that has grown accustom to the indoor lifestyle. Taskings usually require cleaning, cake walking, serving food. This Tango would not fair well in the "Fields" as he has lost his ability to work outside. Typically black in nature.
by The Realest Professor August 21, 2024
Get the house tangomug. "Hey, what were you doing in the shower that took you so long?"
"Oh I was pleasuring myself with some Hot Tango..."
"Oh I was pleasuring myself with some Hot Tango..."
by holladawn May 31, 2019
Get the Hot Tangomug. The act of moving your early season tomato seedlings to follow the sun for maximum growth potential.
by Bobwayne November 30, 2021
Get the Tomato Tangomug. 
When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.
“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”
by Butterscotch6969 March 20, 2021
Get the Apple tangomug. Mastermind with the Golden touch, inventor and mercenary up for hire.
Mistaken for Astro Jack 'cause his head is always out of his body, not literally.
Mistaken for Astro Jack 'cause his head is always out of his body, not literally.
by HydraX420 October 24, 2020
Get the Ace Tangomug. When you delete Tinder because you find someone you really like but it almost instantly falls through with that person and then you have to re-download the app...
by seattlesailorscout December 29, 2017
Get the tinder tangomug.