sneaker snacker

The act of eating out a man's anus while simultaneously giving him a foot job (stimulation to ejaculation through friction generated between foot/feet and penis). The act is accomplished by having the man sit on the face of the person giving the sneaker snacker, while his or her legs wrap around the man's body to administer the foot job aspect.

I was giving this guy the ol' sneaker snacker when my hamstrings cramped up on me, and I had to give up.

by William H. Oznaut November 6, 2006

salt lake stacker

When a mormon man stacks his wives on top of each other and has sex with them at the same time. Exiting and entering them in sequential order.

John: Dude, did you hear about Marvin?
Jim: No way, what's up with Marvin?
John: He totally rocked the salt lake stacker with like 12 chicks. It was crazy.
Jim: Nice!!!

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Marvin: I AM ROCKING THE SALT LAKE STACKER WITH LIKE 12 CHICKS!!!! NICE!!!!

by Alex_2022 December 14, 2008

Slackers Unite

the best group in the world

The Slackers Unite went to the movies to see hitch!

by mris February 26, 2005

slacker jack

a lazy, unemployable rapper. One who is rubbish at MC-ing.

Shucks!! that Morris cannot even get a job in Mcdonalds, he is rubbish at MC-ing and can not rap. What a slacker jack!

by jonnyradfar December 6, 2006

snackertunity

when one takes an oppurtunity to obtain a snack

Tony was hungry so he took a snackertunity

by duder1no444 March 6, 2009

Slacker

Someone often absent from contributing to the general good, even given they have a lot of opportunity and talent to do so!
Would rather for instance watch American TV-dramas, color their hair or fiddle with their eyebrows.

Chantal is such a slacker, when was the last time she drew anything?

by bobdole23 September 1, 2014

Swanker

Also known as a she wanker! Most often times a slut in denial. Will often woo attractive guys, solely for the purpose of sexual pleasure and gratification, but withhold sex for ridiculously long periods in order to 'date' them, and convince herself she is not a whore. That given the relationship is always escalating without merit.

Dude: I'm getting married to that Turkish Girl next week!
Real Bro: Are you crazy, you just met yesterday, and only kissed once!
Dude: This one is different!
Real Bro: I had a three way with her two days ago! She's a swanker!

by GuyFawks January 8, 2017