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Stroking The Hog

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
by Guhly December 21, 2023
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Streaming

“Streaming” is when you masturbate while pissing and shitting on the toilet after downing a whole box of twisted teas.
I was streaming all night last night after drinking that box of twisted tea.
by The Gondler January 30, 2024
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Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”
by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024
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Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
The trucker was stroking it blind since it was dark
by Heather Kerns May 1, 2024
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Streaming services

These things are not by any chance free; the videos are low-quality and it’s better if one visits WcoTV or Watch Cartoons Online, that’s the real deal.
Who the heck pays $100 per month for some lame streaming services?!
by JeffyFanatic5000 June 7, 2024
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Shrooging

The act of rapid-stroke masturbation with the goal of continued consecutive ejaculations. The threshold for when shrooging starts is usually considered to be five ejaculations, but it differs based on the experience level of the shrooger. A shrooger typically becomes one with his genitalia around ten ejaculations and enters a trance-like shroog state.
I couldn’t help my grandma up when she fell out of her chair because I was four climaxes deep into my shrooging sesh.
by AvidShrooger March 14, 2024
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stroking it w/ both hands

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.
"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"
by kool4id November 6, 2024
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