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a perverted kid, but i love him. hes the reason i still live where i live now. i love you
God Stephen you make my life hell, but i love you.
by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1 January 20, 2009
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Stephen Palgrave

A mildly alcoholic drink first formulated in southern Boston by an inexperienced bartender. Ingredients include Captain Morgan's rum, %2 milk and room-temperature Sprite. The Stephen Palgrave was named for an outspoken martyr known for bouts of public rage, believed to have began the Boston Massacre; often described as a man whose power that had greatly eroded.
Barkeep! Make haste with a Stephen Palgrave, and ensure that the milk has been aptly chilled!
by ExaltedAlez February 8, 2004
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Stephen Green

Asshole who is the director of Christian Voice, a British organisation bent on banning anything blasphemous towards Christianity.

They most recently started a huge protest against Jerry Springer: The Opera being shown on BBC2 - they managed to rally over 50,000 lunatic Christians to complain and protest to Ofcom. Despite this and the losers at Mediawatch UK putting on huge pressure, the BBC screened it anyway and attracted 1.7 million viewers in the process.

They also pressurised a cancer charity into turning down a £3k donation from the Springer show and are now targeting abortion clinics and theatres across the UK planning to show Jerry Springer.
Green posted the contact details of a BBC controller (who greenlighted Jerry Springer: The Opera) on the Christian Voice homepage, consequently forcing the guy to move into a safehouse after hoardes of demented evangelicals made death threats to him and his family.
by ATH April 16, 2005
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Dirty stephen

When a group of guys all named Stephen get together and pour baked beans on eachother and use it as lube to fuck their master Alan
by Masterbeans101 November 20, 2018
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Stephen Hawking

The greatest scientist this world has ever known. Born January 8, 1942. He is especially famous for his book "A Brief History of Time," published in 1988, which became a bestseller. Hawking is a physicist especially known for his work on black holes.

He currently is the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge. This post was also held by Sir Isaac Newton.

Stephen Hawking's genius becomes even more amazing when seen beside his disability. Lou Gehrig's Disease has left him tetraplegic and only able to be mobile with a highly advanced wheelchair.

Hawking has a great sense of humor and even engages in bets and jokes with others, never letting his disability become a damper on his talent.
I hope someday I'll be a theoretical physicist like Stephen Hawking.

I think that Stephen Hawking deserves a Nobel Prize. Proof? Who needs proof?!
by An aspiring physicist April 26, 2006
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Stephen

A Stephen is someone who will never admit he is wrong and half the time he really is. You love him but at the same time you really hate him. He is pretty crazy and won't hesitate to hurt you at any given moment. He is a very smart individual and will rub it in your face if you give him the chance, so don't give a Stephen the chance.. He is a dick around the bros, although he is funny at times, but he is sweet when he wants to be. Stephens are actually very sweet people deep down. He has style, but that is something that you should never let onto either. It will boost his already big ego too much. He will watch TV with you and repeat every line he finds hilarious and then laugh obnoxiously. But you always love a Stephen's laugh too. Mostly he is a man of mystery for no reason, no reason.
You: So I thought it was so funny when---

Stephen: Hey, hey, can I get you to raise your hand? Yeah, that's who cares.
by Lilbreebriiiiiiiii May 26, 2014
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Stephen Gately

Member of boyband Boyzone who sadly died in October 2009 aged 33.

Sadly missed by all his loving fans, his band members and his family!
RIP STEPHEN GATELY!!

You're a singing angel in heaven now!
by IMissStephenGately October 27, 2009
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