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Al: Hey, look at that chick jogging down the street. Her sports bra is soaked!!
Ed: Jesus!! She has a bad case of sweasts!!
Ed: Jesus!! She has a bad case of sweasts!!
by Wardo3:16 October 21, 2008
Get the Sweasts mug.A drinking game where you must 'Cheers' the person/s near you without their knowledge. When glass contact is made you shout 'Stealth Cheers'.
Rule: The person you are stealth cheers-ing must be holding their drink at the time.
Rule: The person you are stealth cheers-ing must be holding their drink at the time.
by Swashbuckers March 29, 2010
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To stealthfully masturbate in public, or at a friends house in their own bed.
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To secretly masturebate with other people arond.
To stealthfully masturbate in public, or at a friends house in their own bed.
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To secretly masturebate with other people arond.
by Shaka995 April 26, 2010
Get the stealthstobate mug.Act of transfering a duty or task to a worker not actually in the chain of command of the assigner, always without knowlege of the worker's superior. Normally done to seem like a promotion or reward for the worker but really is a way to pawn of unwanted work. Dutiful worker sets precident of doing the work before his boss finds out and thus it becomes a permanent part of the worker's duties.
Useful when strategic incompetence is unsucessful.
A required skill in today's corporate world
Useful when strategic incompetence is unsucessful.
A required skill in today's corporate world
Accountant: Dude - your so great I'm gonna award you the Data Collection Champion position
Drone 1: Whoa, I'm stoked, a promotion; what do I do
Accountant: Oh, lots of things, like collect all receipts and invoices and turn them in to me each month - very important
Drone 1: Awesome, I'm moving up!
Accountant: One other thing, I don't want anyone to get jealous of your new work so don't tell your boss, he might try to keep you down, and keep doing all your other great work
Drone 1: Rock-On.....like spy work
Drone 2: Duuuude...you just got stealth delegation 'd
Drone 1: Whoa, I'm stoked, a promotion; what do I do
Accountant: Oh, lots of things, like collect all receipts and invoices and turn them in to me each month - very important
Drone 1: Awesome, I'm moving up!
Accountant: One other thing, I don't want anyone to get jealous of your new work so don't tell your boss, he might try to keep you down, and keep doing all your other great work
Drone 1: Rock-On.....like spy work
Drone 2: Duuuude...you just got stealth delegation 'd
by TedDeadMan July 11, 2011
Get the Stealth Delegation mug.To "Stealth it" a verb.
Defined: during a sexual encounter--the penetrating individual will initially use a condom, then at some time remove without the knowledge of the other individual(s).
Required Elements--i.e. legal terminology.
To "stealth it" per se
Actus reus. The removal of a condom during intercourse or another sexual act.
Mens rea. The actor has one or more of these states of mind: (1) A reckless disregard for the bodily health and safety, or emotional wellbeing of the person on whom the actor decided to "stealth it" on. OR (2) Another (mallum in se--like) intent such the desire/ intent to impregnate or to infect the unwitting individual. OR (3) The knowledge that the individual who had consented to sex initially did not (at the time the condom was removed) consent to its removal, or would not likely have consented to its removal.
To "stealth it" in other situations
Condom Breaks/ Broke/ Ripped/ Slipped Off:
Where a condom breaks and neither actor is aware, then the actor wearing the condom did not "stealth it."
Where a condom breaks and the actor wearing it becomes aware, if that actor immediately informs the other participant, and either continues with consent or desists then the actor didn't "stealth-it."
Where an actor intentionally continues upon learning that the condom has broke (etc.) and without obtaining consent then that individual has decided to "stealth it."
Defined: during a sexual encounter--the penetrating individual will initially use a condom, then at some time remove without the knowledge of the other individual(s).
Required Elements--i.e. legal terminology.
To "stealth it" per se
Actus reus. The removal of a condom during intercourse or another sexual act.
Mens rea. The actor has one or more of these states of mind: (1) A reckless disregard for the bodily health and safety, or emotional wellbeing of the person on whom the actor decided to "stealth it" on. OR (2) Another (mallum in se--like) intent such the desire/ intent to impregnate or to infect the unwitting individual. OR (3) The knowledge that the individual who had consented to sex initially did not (at the time the condom was removed) consent to its removal, or would not likely have consented to its removal.
To "stealth it" in other situations
Condom Breaks/ Broke/ Ripped/ Slipped Off:
Where a condom breaks and neither actor is aware, then the actor wearing the condom did not "stealth it."
Where a condom breaks and the actor wearing it becomes aware, if that actor immediately informs the other participant, and either continues with consent or desists then the actor didn't "stealth-it."
Where an actor intentionally continues upon learning that the condom has broke (etc.) and without obtaining consent then that individual has decided to "stealth it."
Caveat. Sadly, I learned this term from a Craigslist ad whereby an individual explained he had contracted HIV from an individual whom had decided to "stealth it" when the contracting individual bottomed. He caught him but it was too late.
by yarden1234567 April 20, 2015
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