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Squires

A last name of thieves, drunks and scoundrels. Most are men, with very few females being born to this clan. They generally live on top of barren hills and ridges, in close proximity to chicken farms. They start drinking at 10 years old, and do not stop until death. They are known to say the most nasty things imaginable, but are amazing lovers, yet rarely father children.
Those Squires' from the ridge are hard cases. They stole all me wood that was leanin against me shed.

That Squires just called me a horrible name, and told me I was worthless. He then spit in my mouth. But I still love him.
by ChickenRidge September 8, 2013
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squircle

an imaginary shape made up by some guy in a physics class
you so squircle
by will June 22, 2003
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squircle

Corrugated white paper used at the bottom of pizza delivery boxes to collect excess grease from the product. No longer in use.
I used to collect squircles.

(This is real, check with the Pizza Hut people, they used them about 10 years ago, I called them and asked if that thing had a name, and that's what they told me...)
by Rich Naeger December 17, 2003
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Squirps

After hook-up sickness in which your throat gets Flemish/Sore.
"Dude, hooking up with that girl at your party was a horrible idea! I'm pretty sure I have squirps now."
by Mik and Trevv March 27, 2012
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squirk

The worst term you could call someone ever. Combines the usage of skank, whore, slut, and bitch all into one word. It's an extremely terrible insult.
That girl made out with my ex boyfriend. What a squirk!
by Libby S October 2, 2005
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squiffy

A series of short, loud bursts of flatulents issued from one's buttocks.
When I run on a full stomach of deep fried twinkies I often squiffy.
by Spencer Logan and the F5 March 22, 2003
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squief

verb.

after cutting an open wound in somone. Proceding to have sex with the open wound.
"i squiefed my girlfriend. she was not pleased to say the least. good thing she was passed out."
by fort.rouge September 11, 2007
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