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Spreading

When you take some money and spread it out with both of yours hands. Your thumbs should be in the back while the rest are in the front and you just basically spread it out. (Ik this definition is trash but I tried)

Florida boys do it the best
Ayy look at jitt spreading his money
by Ibeendat December 27, 2019
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Spreader

A person who wantonly and proudly ignores expert advice, and behaves in a way that is fundamentally selfish, ignorant, and dangerous to society.

Pertains to the coronavirus pandemic.
Spreaders caused many deaths during the coronavirus pandemic. Selfish spreader fucks!

People who carry the Gadsden flag and say things like “the biased liberal media” tend to be spreader fucks, and are responsible for the deaths of thousands.
by Pqh2020 April 22, 2020
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spread

The most commonly used excuse for having a shit animfix/prediction.

rarely it covers up resolver misses but mostly csgo just sucks dick.
why are you dumping?

mIsSeD sHoT dUe To SpReAd
by CKabuser' December 15, 2020
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No spread

It means you won’t say anything or spread anything (stays between us)
Keep this between me and you no spread
by Huh uh December 12, 2018
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Whore spreading

She's whore spreading the whole table!
by tycpbdg September 12, 2019
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ghetto spreader

A politician that runs their mouth and nothing but crap spews from it.
by Fbjailbird84 December 6, 2020
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strip-n-spread

The ultimate in modern security searches to be performed by TSA officials on members of the public at the entry of all government facilities and prior to those citizens boarding any form of transportation.

Citizens wishing to board an airplane, for example, are gate raped by members of the TSA through a thorough pat down and followed up with the "strip-n-spread", wherein the citizen disrobes, lays back and is fitted into comfy warm stirrups prior to their mandatory cavity search.
Before TSA implemented the strip-n-spread I was so scared of taking the bus to work. Now I can feel secure in knowing that my fellow passengers have nothing explosive shoved up their asterisk
by justthinkin' November 30, 2010
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