Snark

Another word for bitch.

Tom: you’re a snark
Bitch: what’s a snark
Tom: look in the fuckin mirror

by Jawks man January 31, 2018

Snark

A sudden snoring sound that is unexpected and loud. A snoring bark, a snark.

I don't mind quiet snoring, like a background soft droning sound, but a snark can wake me up with a start.

by Tasmanian Tiger May 28, 2018

Snarkometer

A scale (like the Richter scale for earthquakes) which measures the snarkiness of a comment.

Her comment about past sexual abuses by the Church registered a 7 on the snarkometer.

by Newlingophile June 4, 2018

Snark

When Alyshea looks at you from a side angle, depicting a disturbingly accurate resemblance to a shark

Alyshea is facing away from you
Holy shit you snarking b

by Thaitanic June 4, 2018

sherky turkey

A sherky turkey is someone who claims to rule the roost, when in fact, they do not. They are extremely lazy and often sherk their responsibilities (aka chores, bathing etc).

Brian thinks he is the man of the house, but he is actually just the sherky turkey.

by dirtiersquirrel May 9, 2018

Snarkle

Catching the bubbles of farts from a friend in your mouth while swimming under water.

Just ate a burrito so lets play snarkle

by Morinonaka March 11, 2018

snarkle

someone or something acting in the ridiculously over the top way ; sometimes can be the nicer version of a bitch

Emily is such a snarkle.

by gayoverload August 10, 2018