snarkle

verb/noun

A harsh, awkward laugh sounding like a cross between a giggle, cough, and snort.

The joke he told was so funny I snarkled.

snarkle by shameekwa September 2, 2009

snarkle

To fart under water then catch the under-water fart bubble in your mouth. (Harder to do in shallow water but equally as rewarding)
Snarkling can involve your aquatic bum-bubbles or those of someone else.

I don't mind a bit of a snarkle in the pool. Or
Caitlin was snarkling yesterday, it was just wrong.

snarkle by huddo April 1, 2008

Snarkle

A condescending snarky chuckle

I couldn't help but snarkle when he asked for a bite of my cookie.

Snarkle by Trebendy February 27, 2015

snarkle

the combination of doggie saliva and snot smeared against a car window or any other glass surface while pressing their face against said surface

My dogs make such a mess on the windows in my car with their snarkle that I hesitate to take them any place!

snarkle by auroraprincess January 27, 2012

Snarkle

A dark Elmo committed to causing despair throughout the world. Often plays vicious pranks on children, like dumping small amounts of fine sand in their beds everyday.

"Hey Joe! Why did you soak all my clothes in cow blood?"
"It wasn't me bro! It was the Snarkle!"

Other common pranks include: putting salt in the sugar containers and vice-versa, eating all your cookies without your consent, tying you to your bed while you sleep, and putting anti-freeze in your drinks so you have violent seizures followed by paralysis and eventual kidney failure which almost always proves to be fatal as well as extremely painful.

Snarkle by Cobra511 May 10, 2011

snarkle

to drag one's balls across someone's face.

After John passed out he got snarkled by Ryan

snarkle by SEHS Summer Crew July 15, 2010

snarkle

A sparkley snot hanging from someone's nose.

Sanjya Malakar snarkle gleamed in the bright lights from under his nose.

snarkle by Royberto April 11, 2007