Snarkometer 

A scale (like the Richter scale for earthquakes) which measures the snarkiness of a comment.

Her comment about past sexual abuses by the Church registered a 7 on the snarkometer.

Snarkometer by Newlingophile June 4, 2018

shankometer 

A word used to describe how cool or awesome something is. Can be used like the phrase "Off tha hizzle."

"Holy skanky shit homes that weed is off tha shankometer!"

shankometer by Matt December 6, 2004

sarcometer

sarcometer: A unit of measurement used to indicate sarcasm. (usually represented on the internet with keiki_ dots......)

Man invalidrecord pushed that joke way to far last night, It was a full five sarcometers!!

sarcometer by invalidrecord July 6, 2009