sherky turkey

A sherky turkey is someone who claims to rule the roost, when in fact, they do not. They are extremely lazy and often sherk their responsibilities (aka chores, bathing etc).

Brian thinks he is the man of the house, but he is actually just the sherky turkey.

by dirtiersquirrel March 06, 2018

lady paint

My friend Andrew said this is what he calls his jizz when he blows it on random women.

"I banged this girl last night and I gave her the lady paint all over her tits."

by dirtiersquirrel December 21, 2017

Wub bub

When you’re pulling a Derrell.

“I got really fucked up last night and started two-steppin it.”

“I started ub bubbing it early last night.”

“Two e’s two r’s two l’s”

“Answering wub bub to everything after a couple beers.”

by dirtiersquirrel May 11, 2019

Sherky

When someone thinks they’re weasling you but really you are weasling them, that’s a Sherky!

They thought they had ya, but really we sherky’d Them!

by dirtiersquirrel December 31, 2017