Sloth.sir

The sexiest mf to ever live (also has a piss kink)

“Omg did you hear sloth.sir is dating mammonsleftfoot?”

Sloth.sir by mammonsleftfoot June 17, 2021

Slothing and Sleuthing 

The act of sitting on the couch, typically hungover, while watching murder mysteries and eating takeout - all day.

Man, I'm hungover, seems like a golden opportunity for a day of Slothing and Sleuthing.

Slothing and Sleuthing by itszando December 9, 2021

slotheditz 

THE BEST EDITOR EVER ISTG- she litereally makes the best edits. I adore her! VERY talanted

slotheditz makes the best edits!

slotheditz by that’s a secret February 6, 2022

slothcore

A genre of music that has been described as "very slow (like 20 - 40bpm), dirty & with long pauses to simulate naps. Perfect music for that overworked college/university student in your life."

Man, I really enjoyed Radiohead's Creep remix... it's pure slothcore!

slothcore by slotherin July 10, 2022

iPod Sloth 

Refers to users of any number of PDAs (e.g. iPhone, iPod, Blackberry) that use them while in motion; this causes aberrant behaviors in the walking cycle.

The ability to text or read messages while maintaining the necessary sensory input to respond to the world around you is extremely difficult if not impossible. Users often accelerate and decelerate in a manner that seems random to those around them. This makes iPod Sloths a danger to themselves and other.

Hazards include: People (still or in motion, in front or behind), Light Posts, Parking Meters, Traffic

Well officer,
This girl was such an iPod Sloth that she ran into 3 people waiting at the crosswalk, then walked right into traffic without noticing, and never stopped texting!

iPod Sloth by Pixel Fiend January 19, 2011

Man-sloth

A term used for a strange phenomenon where man likes to climb trees, eat tree limbs, and shove bananas down his sleeves to appear as though he has claws for hands...may also involve sound effects like that of a cat being crushed by a steamroller.

Kris: Did you see Jeremy the other day?
Justin: Yeah what was up with the sound effects and why did he shove bananas down his sleeves?
Kris: I don't know but that guy is such a Man-sloth he deserves to be in a zoo

Man-sloth by Harbinger33 January 4, 2013

Awkward Sloth Slap 

Just like the awkward salmon, only done with three fingers and done very sloooooooowly.

Sneak up behind someone and yell "Awkward Sloth Slap" Gently place three fingers between the persons legs and move them side to side ever so slightly brushing their inner thighs.

Awkward Sloth Slap by LTG291 January 10, 2013