The waiting time between getting a Covid-19 test and receiving results when you must be in isolation.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have the sniffles so I got a Covid test yesterday and haven't gotten the results yet. It feels like I have Schrödinger's Covid.
by Jen X December 21, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Covid mug.Mostly used in reference with anime characters of typically traditional feminine traits, specifically wearing the clothing apparel known as skirts. This term implies that no one knows what is under the skirt and whatever is under the skirt is the observer's choice, implying the aforementioned anime character might be a femboy or an actual girl, or perhaps an all devouring eldritch being. This term was arguably first used by semi-popular American/Serbian YouTuber LivingIronicallyInEurope, in reference to his YouTube account's PFP.
John: Man, hentai's so confusing nowadays, you never know who's a girl and who's a boy.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.
by DrinksVodkaWatchesWolfsburg February 17, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Skirt mug.did you heard that mike was doing out with 2 girls on the same dorm? he's such a Schrodinger's cheater
by KateHanami April 23, 2022
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At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.
Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"
by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022
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I'm Demi-Bisexual. (Meaning that he is either Heterosexual or Homosexual, but you don't know. That's what makes it Schrödinger's Sexuality)
by Thyvapid May 24, 2022
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Beware of Aaron, he's a known Schrödinger's Instigator! He'll bait you into arguing about wheels and doors.
by saerxm June 19, 2022
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Schrödinger's Bigot: "All black people should die"
Other person: "What is your problem man, that's screwed up"
Schrödinger's Bigot: "It's just a joke dude chill out"
Other person: "You are being a Schrödinger's Bigot"
Other person: "What is your problem man, that's screwed up"
Schrödinger's Bigot: "It's just a joke dude chill out"
Other person: "You are being a Schrödinger's Bigot"
by BeadyBell July 1, 2022
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