poocrastinate

When you procrastinate by taking an extra long time in the bathroom.

Guy 1: Hey where's Jim we need to get this project finished?

Guy 2: I don't know man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He's probably just trying to poocrastinate.

Guy 1: Typical Jimmy....

by lanaumass December 9, 2013

Procrastinating

Ironically what both you and I are doing right now! Common for long nights of studying for chemistry, math, English, Spanish, and eventually caving in to the crap that is public school and college. I am procrastinating while writing a definition of procrastinating. You were the one to look up procrastinating in the first place, so you don't even need a definition, although I gave it to you anyway.

Procrastinating: What you were doing while reading that long ass definition!

What I was doing while writing that long ass definition.

Should probably get to work now...

by CookPu69 January 15, 2014

procrastination

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by fangirl? October 26, 2016

Procrastination

What you are doing right now by reading this definition.

I'll write this sentence later, not that this is procrastination or anything.

by Spider._.Webster June 12, 2017

Procrastination

An essential thing to do during projects.

I mean, the project is due in 2 days... but I'm the greatest procrastinator in the world. I'll do it tomorrow. Procrastination king!

by ZappingThunder June 1, 2018

Poocrastinate

The act of pooping in order to delay, avoid or postpone an activity.

Everytime before going to the gym I tend to poocrastinate.

Stop poocrastinating! It is time to go.

I have a lot to get done at work, but I tend to poocrastinate.

by Poolermo September 25, 2018

Justified Procrastination

When someone tries to makes their procrastinating seem right by making up fake benefits in their head.

"Studying at 10:00 pm the night before a test helps the subject stay fresh in my mind."

"don't lie to yourself dude, you're using justified procrastination so you an play cod tonight."

by randomsteaksauce March 3, 2011