poof muffin

The nice form of saying fart. As some people think fart is a bad word

My mother made me say poof muffin instead of fart when I was growing up. She felt fart was a bad word. When I got older I was teased for using poof muffin instead of fart

by Moom1 July 8, 2020

poof doof

when all the gayest cunts go to the same bush doof

fucken check out this poof doof

by fuckendicksauceyacunt November 5, 2020

Poof

Noun

Poof - To be gay, ugly, fat, feminine, beggish, queer and icky

Callum Paxton is such a poof, he’s the biggest poof in the world, he should seriously kill himself

by DaddyMakaveli February 26, 2024

Poof

Kyle Connelly

Poof men that Kyle is one

by Pooop000 April 16, 2020

Poof guys

Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.

That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."

by SFisbetterthanchicago August 26, 2013

Poof

The replacement for a swear word.

Flip, Fudge, and more. Those are so dated. Why not use poof?? it sounds so much better!!!

I hate my poofing job, Son of a poof, Poof it

by Mango!!!! July 16, 2024

POOF!

To figuratively knock someone head clean off their shoulders.

To punch someone with all your power.

To cause intensive harm or damage, preferably to the head.

This bitch had the nerve to give me these dirty looks. I stared that bitch down like I"ll "POOF!" Ya Shit.

If you play games with my money ima "POOF!" Ya Shit. (As to say: I'ma knock your fucking head off)

by Lena Diamond December 19, 2013