hit parade

the oftimes endless and sometimes gruesome promenade of persons that "hit" or view, inquire, hint, wink, flirt, send emails, etc, when one signs onto a singles venue, column, or website.

"I signed up on a singles website the other day, and you should have seen the 'hit parade' that followed.

by Paul W Puckett September 21, 2006

Rain on my parade

Piss on my tits

Legion is gonna rain on my parade later

by Toppdoggtom November 25, 2017

paradentals

Paradentals is a simple word that means parents.

you can use it like:
"My Paradentals grounded me
"Obey the hand and wisdom of the Paradntals"

by Pornholio April 2, 2008

Partae

a word used by homosexuals to say party but gay.

pronounced: Par-tay

Gay guy 1: dude how was the party.

Gay guy 2: it wasn't a party it was a partae.

by shelly the rainicorn January 23, 2010

Parade Candy

1. Any candy that is found on the street and then consumed; does not necessarily have have to originate from a parade.

2. Picking up a hooker from a notorious prostitution boulevard.

1. That tootsie roll on the ground is still fairly unopened, love me some parade candy.

2. Griff was feeling horny so he drove down to North Ave. looking to score some parade candy

by LordBelvedere July 19, 2011

Parademix

The soul of an unborn goat.

Do you need a parademix to do that job?

Does your black cauldron require a parademix?

by Fantasia almighty October 13, 2013

paradelius

The act of being completely paralytic and black out drunk and not being able to remember the night, but with the keen knowledge that you were a fucking mess.

"What the fuck happened last night Liz? I was completely paradelius"

by M J Jones x2 December 1, 2013