packer

A packer is a child who has no friends and usually struggles to speak to girls

Jesus Christ that Toby is such a packer

by R4m5ay March 19, 2017

Shlug Packer

Shlug packing is the act of making a log of shit and packing it in your ass crack and letting is solidify but before it fully solidifies you cut the log into thin strips and put the strips back into your ass crack.
When the shit fully solidifies you piss into a bowl and eat the poop chips with the piss

Dude my girlfriend spent 3 days making a huge shlug packer

by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ July 18, 2025

Packer

A person or people that have been conceived through incest

Ya I heard he was a packer his dad is actually his moms brother!

by Shady Son April 29, 2020

skoal packer

A slur for dumbass cousin fuckers with 3 teeth in their skull. A skoal packer is usually retarded to some capacity and has one set of grandparents because he’s inbread.

Smart person: Are you dipping?

Skoal packer: Damn right! Skoal is the best thing since family orgies!

by SpaceVio May 15, 2022

Petit Packer

A term for the car/racing community (mainly focused on drag racing) and means that there's a small car like a SMART Car or like an old Mini Cooper, but in that small car that's a big-ass engine that's more powerful than a man's balls after the month of November.

"Is that a Austin-Healey? Oh holy shit is that a Whipple-Powered LS Big Block in that thing?! Gahdayum that's one hell of a Petit Packer!"

by CuppedCereal September 2, 2023

prune packer

When a person “jams” a prune in their butt and then gets fuck in the ass making anal jelly.

Chad likes jelly sandwiches so he hangs out with Alex because he’s such a prune packer.

by Skiddy1 July 18, 2018

Snack packers

A group of individuals, that pride themselves with invites to saving the flavors of a lunch time special, delivered in a handy all-in-one shoulder bag. With a variety to choose from. Like Nutty Butter Mix, or Happy Chaptain Trails or our newest Backdoor Smores. Shared with any circle of friends.....
(Not intended for solo use).

Hey,. Sally were u thinking about joining the snack packers for their lunch time gathering today?

by She'll bone ya July 7, 2019