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Oprahfied

The act of taking something little known and making it available for the masses; the dumbing down of something for a larger audience
I used to listen to Ok Go, but then they got oprahfied and now their music is lame
by tres mackey June 25, 2008
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Emo Overachiever

Anyone who actually kills themselves rather than talk about it.
Did you hear about the guy who jumped off that building? He's an Emo Overachiever
by drummer79 November 4, 2008
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Oprah

A daytime talk-show hosted by the one and only Oprah. The show can be easily summed up as a very annoying, very repetitve show talking endlessly about feelings, drug abuse, and talking to your kids about their feelings so they don't abuse drugs. Even though the show is a never ending supply of stupidity at its finest, one must admit that Oprah weelds much power in the lives of America's soccer moms.
Oprah's show, Oprah is a fine example of what happens when the a super self-important rich woman has to much time on her hands.
by Nimrod1 February 10, 2006
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oprah

To coax an answer or confession out of someone with gentle persuasion, like the talk-show host.
"I didn't want to tell her, but she Oprah'd it out of me."
by The Evil Pop Tart February 27, 2005
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Oprahed

When Oprah pimps something (ANYTHING!!!) on her show and it immediately sells out.
Customer: "Hi, I'm looking for this book I saw on Oprah today."
Bookseller: "Sorry, that book's been Oprahed, it's sold out."
by Grand Master J-Dizzle July 21, 2008
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Operation Northwoods

Operation Northwoods was a plan back in 1962 by the DOD that was to attack a U.S. Naval ship and various other American military and civilian targets then blame it on Cuban military then use it as a pretext to invade Cuba in combat. This was the pretext that some of the 9/11 truth activists believed that lead to the September 11th terrorist attacks. Operation Northwoods was the first known false flag enemy attack operation to where attacks would be conducted on American soil then the government would declare the enemy to be Cuba which never attacked America but would be framed as the sole attackers leading to war being approved by the U.S. Congress.
According to Operation Northwoods official declassified documents, some of the operational plans were to conduct real or simulated attacks against various American military and civilian targets then Cuba Communist terror campaigns would begin to get the U.S. House of Representatives and the Senate to support a plan to attack Cuba to oust the communist leader Fidel Castro.
by uswgo September 19, 2011
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oprah

Shapeshifter. The only known person in history who can change into any form he/she so desires. This is obviously how she obtains her wealth of information, public opinions and money. She transforms herself into another person to gather what she needs for her overated, overappreciated, decieving day time television show. She feeds on the ignorance of the millions of viewers that worship her.She has supposedly been around since the beggining of time itself, she has asumed many forms and has corrupted many a country. One infamous person you may have heard of, Hitler, was not the man you think he was, he was, as you may have guessed, Oprah, in disguise. She is believed to have been present at the Last Supper. Though she tends to change shapes often, her most famous, and most used form is the overweight, overpaid, deceptive black woman you see on television. She is to be avoided at all costs. She can be anywhere at any time in any shape. You have been warned.

Also see oprah hands
"Hey! Look that water moves like Oprah!"
"Dude, Don't change the way you look like that, I didn't know who you were, you pulled an Oprah."
by Thisnamebetternotbetaken August 14, 2006
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