mud vacuum

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit

Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.

by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006

mud basket

When you crap in a toilet and don't flush, leaving unsuspecting victims to find your creation.

I can't believe I just added to that mud basket in the hopper! Thats a double-mud basket for the win!

by klar February 24, 2009

mud transfer

to take a dump into another persons asshole

beef: "man i need to deploy a browning"
asian: "sweet i could go for a nice mud transfer"

by lawn defoliate June 15, 2010

Mud Bark

A sudden flatulent emission that is much louder than a normal "fart". Volume, timbre, and additional semi-solid anal discharge. This can occur on its own, or due to temporary weakness in sphincter muscles associated with a sneeze or cough.

I need to go get a change of clothes... I mud barked pretty bad when I had that coughing fit earlier.

by nicensafe January 9, 2011

Mud Snorkelling

When you place your nose in an anus and snort human faeces through the nose.

Girl: I went Mud Snorkelling last night.
Girl 2: I heard that's really shit.

by Boredom At Work October 24, 2010

Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 27, 2011

Mud Plunging

Inserting your penis, dildo, strap-on, fist, ect. inside someone's ass while they are pooping to push the poop back up their ass.

The man put his penis inside the girl's ass right as the poop started to come out, causing the poop to go back in her ass and causing them both to have a not so pleasant feeling but the great feeling of knowing that you accomplished it.

-he is mud plunging her, he mud plunged her, she plunged herself, I mud plunged that filthy whore-

(hint: it would make your life easier for you if you didn't tell people that you mud plunged someone)

by epg2 November 12, 2011