jager-monster

jagermeister mixed with monster energy drink its boss

jagermeisterjager-monster

by jagermonster drinker February 6, 2010

monsterating

When two or more women in a household are synchronized with their menstrual cycles.

I have to get out of the house this weekend. My wife and daughter are monsterating.

by jeff74008 May 28, 2012

hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

double backed monster

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.

Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

party monster

Macaulay Culkin stars as Michael Alig, a real life club kid in the 90's. This movie is based on the book Disco Bloodbath, in which Michael Alig's friend, James St. James (another known club kid) tells of their lives as club kids. This movie is great, though most of it is either during a party, doing drugs, or both. It is mainly based on how Michael Alig is convicted of murder. Culkin does a really great job, as does Seth Green, who plays James St. James. Not for the weak of heart or homophobic people.

Tales of the original club kids; drugs, parties, and murder.

by adrian April 12, 2005

Monster Moist

The complete state of panty wetness induced when a redneck boy takes his redneck girl to a monster truck show at Monster Jam. May also induce wetness for any MILF attending a Monster Jam event that is there with their pre-pubescent boys and they are into trucks.

Kleatus took Sarah to Monster Jam last night. She was squirming in her seat the whole time and was so horned up over them big trucks she done went and got all Monster Moist.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Montgomery Monster

In the 1940s, when segregation was on the rise, a white man by the name of James Manton invented what is known as the "Crotchal Stimuli Injection System" - a.k.a. the modern day penis pump. Manton knew that the only way that the white man would be able to compete with a black man's penis (see Alabama Black Snake) was to "stack the deck". What was the result? On average a 12.75 inch purple armored warrior known as the Montgomery Monster.

Much folklore surrounds the Montgomery Monster, and some local tales tell of the beast separating itself from the host body, pillaging major towns, and adding to its vast empire of dick royalty.

"The Montgomery Monster destroyed my home, raped my wife, and ate my children. However, it was damn impressive. I need to get me one!"

by Lord Terry Hughes September 19, 2009