Sensory Midget

A little person that is extremely offended by people noticing his/her smallness

The Sensory Midget got thrown out of the hotel for making a huge racket when people looked at him.

by Itaching February 21, 2011

vanilla midget

a world used by kevin nash to describe the best wrestlers the world has ever seen in chris benoit, eddie guerrero, dean malenko,chris jericho, and others

why did kevin nash ever call them vanilla midgets?what a jackass

by vanilla midget August 20, 2006

russian midget

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.

edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.

by brian egan July 22, 2007

Midget Spinner

When two midgets are having sex and the top midget spins on the other midgets dick.

I was with Sally and she gave me a really good midget spinner.

by Cabot Arkansas April 19, 2018

Midget Dick

(n) - In a workplace setting, a proposal with which the proposing party is obsessively infatuated in spite of the fact that the idea obviously lacks commercial, technical or intellectual merit. The term "midget dick" is especially appropriate to proposals advanced by leadership, because the Napoleonic height of the midget is implicitly compared to the leadership of the proposing party. Midget dick proposals are usually implemented only if the midget is sufficiently powerful that coworkers are unwilling to point out the obvious deficiencies.

The customers are going to make fun of the latest midget dick from our product manager, but nobody's willing to stop her because she's sleeping with the boss.

by Frustrated_Monolingual January 21, 2011

midget tipping

The act of pushing over, or tripping a midget woman whose breasts are so large that they prevent her from falling completely.

The boys and I were tired of cow tipping everytime we got drunk, so we went into town and went midget tipping instead.

by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011

micro-midget

1)a small person
2)a shitty insult
3)something martha stuart sells on wierd infomercials at 3 oclock in the morning

1)kid:dad,is that a midget?
dad:no, son. thats a micro-midget.
2)dude1:cum fucker
dude2:micro-midget
3)Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting the growth and sale of micro-midgets!

by fatassbuddabelly July 18, 2006