kelly

hottest girl on the planet. one who gives pleasure in the all right places. will rock your cock all night long

"i had kelly last night, she fucked me like a pornstar"

by jason2469 October 16, 2008

Kelly Rippa'd

It's refered to on scrubs ( the tv show) when ever you blow someone out or deliever a killing punch line the word you say is Kelly Rippa'd clicking at the same time.

From scrubs, " Theres a problem with that... I'm a good docter, Kelly Rippa'd!

by emphaticpanic May 29, 2009

R Kelley

1. A young man with a large penis, the ability to attract large crowds of horny women and one who is unbearably witty. Usually a graduate from a good BUT NOT GREAT school like GWU, Syracuse etc...Enjoys pastimes like eating steal and pulling bitches. Doesn't play games... Ever.

2. The more symmetrical counterpart of R Kelly.

3. One who likes to fight when he drinks cheap vodka.

Guy 1: "Man that dude is jacked and I heard from Vivian that he was hung like a bear."

Guy 2: "Yeah maybe, but he went to that gay-white-University. Not like he ever uses it..."

Guy 1: "No but he seriously does--I've heard the girls are all on him ever minute of every day."

Guy 2: Wow a real 'R Kelley'.

R Kelley: *Punches Guy 2 in the face* "Murr Crismus!"

by Murr crissmuss January 3, 2010

Kellanimal

A woman who is chic, classy, and wins at life. Someone who has fun with whatever they do, and generally makes life more interesting for those around her.

Man, that Kellanimal is just too cool for words.

by Hilary Paige Martinnnnnnn November 11, 2008

kelly cornering

Kelly cornering is the act of drunk talking to someone at a party or bar. You continue to talk to the person and tell them your life story even when said person is trying to leave. You slowly lead/talk them into a corner that they can't get out of.

Stop Kelly cornering that person they don't want to hear your story.

by Gerberdaisy422 March 2, 2014

Kelly

She is one of the most caring people you will ever meet. She is sensitive, sweet, kind, loyal, and responsible. She is the kind of friend everyone wants to have. She is an artist, she is good at everything related to art and crafts. She loves God with all her heart, He is the center of her life. She loves her family and friends. She is a people-person; she loves to hang out with friends. She is very nurturing; if anyone is in need of help - she is there. She is a kid at heart, loves to play with children, has pets, and loves games. She loves music and singing; and likes karaoke. She is strong, competitive and goal-oriented. She loves to travel and adventure, she has lots of stamps in her passport.

caring sensitive sweet kind loyal responsible friend artist God family people-person nurturing strong competitive goal-oriented travel music singing karaoke Kelly

by discerner February 5, 2010

Kelly

Hottest thing ever. A person of extreme phisical attractiveness, with the sexiest green eyes of a goddess, hair of a model, and the best booty there is. She can sway and she can shake it. Great person to get down with.

Damn, I wish my girl was a Kelly!

by jasonlovesme20394 January 7, 2010