keylerk

who the fuck names a child keylerk

keylerk is not a good name for a child

by gotosleep◡̈ November 23, 2021

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Kohler Stratton

A common blowout toilet that gets negative pussy

The Kohler Stratton must be out of the ladies restroom.

by romancatholic500 November 23, 2021

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KOHLER

Epitome of beauty, class and sass. The one who shows you the mirror. The one who makes things steamy. And the one who really cares for you. All in all you'd wish Kohler was your life partner.

I wish I find Kohler wherever I go.

by loolover123 November 24, 2021

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Is a total babe. She’s a little air headed but it’s mostly for show. she’s super funny and ditsy. But don’t get on her bad side cause she’ll beat you up while crying. It’ll be a very confusing time. She’s always down to cuddle and spend time with whoever she’s with unless she’s taking care of her kids, then you become a solid 2nd. She’s a halfway crunch so she’ll get here kids frozen Dino nuggets but only O-organics brand or she uses both homemade bread and frans white bread in a single day. She drives a minivan and cares about sea turtle health more than her children's.

Guy: did you just get a metal straw for your Starbucks and throw the plastic wrapper in the storm drain?

Girl: yea why?

Guy: isn’t that counter productive?

Girl: no, the metal straw is to save the sea turtles and the plastic wrapper only kills fish.

Guy: you don’t care about fish?

Girl: no they’re ugly

Guy: you’re such a Koehler (Kaylor)

by Don’t-ask January 17, 2022

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