filthy jose

The act of pulling your pants down and defecating on a crouching, unsuspecting co-worker.

Frank was installing the ceramic tile in the entry way, lost in his own world, so I dropped a filthy jose on him.

by Customrolla October 23, 2008

Jose Bravo

This is a guy who always looks out for you. He always tries to make sure you ate, you slept, you feel alright, anything. he never understood how i felt or why i did certain things, now he does (which i do NOT like) and now that he knows it’s funny how he says he looks up to me. it makes me laugh each time. he helps as much as he can, doing anything and it isn’t like yelling or manipulating, he actually tries to help by seeing it as if it was him in that place. when getting closer it’s like seeing a part of him you’ve never seen before. i’m glad we got closer and our friendship grew :). i’m always here to help day and night, i’m also glad i finally got to open up to someone more then i ever have with anyone. you understand me and i jus wanna breakdown in your arms knowing you understand me. i hope we get to meet in the future asap in fact, i wanna live out the adventures me and you have talked about, you’re the reason i keep living and thinking maybe someday it will be okay. i hope i can help you more and more everyday. thank you for being my friend (best friend obv) and sticking with me. <3

Jose Bravo is just the most amazing friend you could ask for. you wanna find someone like him dan never lose him <3.

by Pete The Catt December 8, 2021

jose flores

Someone who gives unsolicited correction to others social media posts, ruining any humor the post otherwise might have had. Also see: nit-picker, know-it-all, pedant or

foreign (UK): clever clogs.

Did you see Jason’s post about the movie quote?
Yeah, some douchebag jumped in and Jose floresed it.

by Unmemer January 30, 2020

Jose Barger

a crazy, awesome person who cares about their friends and really would do anything for the person they love

you are a jose barger

by katiedoo20 November 21, 2011

jewish jose

Douchebags who look like Jews but they really aren't Jews.

Jewish Jose is literally the biggest douchebag on the planet

by Hang hing November 13, 2016

jose fabio

The best friend you could have, is super smart and clever, and incredible to pass time with and hang out. He will always be a fun partner and the very best person you could have by your side when it comes to cheer yourself up!

He is really smart and friendly, he must be a Jose Fabio!

by nightsun6423 March 7, 2017

Jose Special

Lazy ass with not one fuck given when it comes to work ethics. Could care less about any goals or performance. Typically has excuses for everything and bitches about how much better others are doing. Usually walks around and carries himself slower than two turtles fucking.

Yo man what's up with these people always slacking?
Yeah I know they're serving up a jose special mon-fri!

by ElPrimero September 13, 2019