Definitions by Chlozozo

José 

A friend's drunk alter-ego.

Me: Hey cool time at the party last night!
Steve: I wasn't there, you must be talking about José

José by Chlozozo November 11, 2014

Stevovo 

A sexy Scottish beast. South African for a short while. Very friendly and kind of shy but fierce. A Stevovo can lift 10x it's own body weight and can wipe you out on land or in water.

Lord, do we miss Stevovo.

Girl 1: Was there a Stevovo at the party?
Girl 2: Nah, José was there though!

Stevovo by Chlozozo November 11, 2014