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Dirty Johnny

When a man takes his penis and pushes it into a wet pussy, takes it out, and takes her cum and makes her eat it. Usually, he will cum into her mouth at this point.
Johnny(duh)pumped into Delilah and pulled out, smearing her cum over her tongue and came himself. (A dirty Johnny)
by cheezwhiz August 13, 2007
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Johnny Damon

Probably the most infamous Red Sox traitor in the history of the Red Sox franchise. Johnny Damon was the biggest Red Sox star to just walk straight into the Yankees arms because of money. The former 'Jesus' is now the 'anti-christ.'The real life version of Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader. He vowed never, ever to join the Yankees but left the Red Sox for money just like Anakin Skywalker left for power.
Johnny Damon is now the Yankees's pet dog. Goddamn it Damon. WTF is wrong with you. You betrayed the Red Sox. When you come back to Fenway, I hope the fans will neither cheer or boo but instead, give you the cold shoulder.
by DarkFenX April 8, 2006
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johnny christ

johnny christ the wicked bassist of avenged sevenfold! he is the third one but i think he is the last! i hope! he is super funny! and super sexy! he rocks!whoo!
by rmf-shae- sparkie October 8, 2006
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johnny drama

The brother of Vincent Chase on the HBO show entourage. Johnny was a savagely awesome character in Viking quest and pulls all the bitches.
Johnny Drama rubs one out before he does his pilot.
by Cody S August 22, 2006
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Johnny Weir Cocktail

A drink made by macerating a Xanax into a blush spritzer. Must be imbibed while wearing nothing but a full length mink coat, a crown of roses, and hot pink nipple tassels.
"Bartender, give me a Johnny Weir cocktail. I have had the kind of day that an Old Fashioned cannot fix."

"You look like you could use a giant glass of Johnny Weir."
by Whitknee1 February 20, 2010
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Johnny McBustass

Name given to someone who is farting excessively.
"Going to Chipotle with Brad was a terrible idea... he has been Johnny McBustass all night."
by Fitterer July 16, 2008
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Grip N Go Johnny

When you put the pedal to the floor and snag the food from the operator of a drive throughs hands.

Instructions:

1.Order your food from and fast food restauraunt that has 2 drive through windows(make sure all of your food only comes in one bag and DO NOT order an ice cold beverage!)

2. Pay for your food like so at the first window.

3 IF there is someone behind you make sure to pull up inbetween both windows so the other customer can purchase there lunch.

4. Wait until the operator of the second window holds the food out the window (they will do this about 80% of the time) and the SECOND you see the food hanging and blowing in the wind you hit second gear going about 35 mph and you rip the food out of there hands)

5. While doing so you must yell GRIP N GO JOHNNNAAAY!!

6. Enjoy your meal!
Mcdonalds Worker 1: why the hell aren't they pulling up to get there snacks?

Mcdonalds worker 2: Try holding it out the window!

Johnny: GRIP N GO JOHNNY!!!
by Johnny Ripstick May 27, 2009
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