Whitknee1's definitions

Johnny Weir Cocktail

A drink made by macerating a Xanax into a blush spritzer. Must be imbibed while wearing nothing but a full length mink coat, a crown of roses, and hot pink nipple tassels.

"Bartender, give me a Johnny Weir cocktail. I have had the kind of day that an Old Fashioned cannot fix."

"You look like you could use a giant glass of Johnny Weir."

by Whitknee1 February 20, 2010

Walmart Knees

When an infant has dirty knees from crawling on the floor.

"You need to mop your floor because Little Sally is getting Walmart knees."

by whitknee1 October 9, 2009