scarlett johansson 

1. An actress who showed early promise, but just ended up being a typical floozy who pretends to know what she's talking about.

2.to give head to someone over forty in an elevator and get caught.

3. to have a mushroom nose that turns up, and a wide face with sagging eyes and pouty lips.

1. Too bad about Scarlett johansson, I thought she was tight.

2. Did you hear about Sarah? she pulled a total Scarlett Johansson with Mr. Gorski yesterday.

3. I don't like her face, its a total Scarlett Johansson.

scarlett johansson by alisvolatpropiis August 11, 2006

scarlett johansson 

overated "actress" who thinks she is the next marilyn monroe. A girl with a very average face who only looks good when heavily made up in artist makeup and hair bleached to death. The only beauty this girl really has is a nice large chest. An actress who is mildly pretty.

She is only attractive in the upper torso region. What a shame she's only a scarlett johansson.

scarlett johansson by mori10 February 16, 2008

johanna

A lady that is lesbian chic, but still knows how to handle the D. Likely better at fixing things around the house then you. When drunk, she will draw odd things, like a Kangadillo.

Why are you drawing that Kangadillo on my penis? You are not Johanna!

johanna by PresidentScroob December 21, 2016

Scarlett Johansson 

A Hollywood actress who is considered 'beautiful'. This is mainly coz of her boobs (which she insists on showing to the world), because her face is quite plain and her body is average.

Typical Male blinded by boobies: "omgomgomg Scarlett Johansson is soo gorgeous! look at her boobies!!!"

Typical Female not blinded by boobies: "Look at her face."

Typical Male blinded by boobies: "oh right.. ehm.. omgomgomg look at her boobies! "

Scarlett Johansson by PickledMe December 24, 2008

einar johannes 

einar johannes is an entety that can give u the best fuck u will eksperianse. he will perform a so cald "little L" and bring joi to your life. he is sexy and better than any Håkon you will find. he can also kiss u like a god.

girl1: i´m so tierd of all these håkons and fuck boys
Girl2 : get ur self a einar johannes like I have, no others have given me orgasims like that.

einar johannes by søs søk January 5, 2021

Johan Venter 

a person who loves his girlfriend, a person who loves layla. I love you babe❤

hey do u know Johan venter

Johan Venter by Mr_venter August 18, 2017

Jóhann 

Jóhann wants to be a porn star but can't because he's to ugly to be one, He gets none of the girls and jerks off every day when he gets home, Jóhann is a bitch and is not nice to people.

Jóhann is not a nice person.

Jóhann by WalleyBalley November 1, 2019