Haus

A big girl or guy , also someone who just acts like a major scrub

Damn she just inhaled that cheeseburger

Ya ik Jenna is such a haus

by haus July 24, 2016

Hamus

Oh Crap....what now?

upon returning to the bar at CABO after making a restroom run.
Scotto: Hey...Where's my beer?
Dano: Hmmm...I guess they took it. They must have thought you left.
Scotto: HAMUS!!!

by Ronno March 17, 2003

Hausedorfer

n. To deficate on someone, particualarly a female, see also Cleaveland Steamer.

Charleece really didn't like it when Steven did a Hausedorfer on her chest.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

Handus Kokolitus

Medical term for a person being a wanker

Joe: "You know I reckon Phil did that deliberately, he knew I wanted that car part!"

Greg: "Don't worry dude, Phil suffers from a terminal case of Handus Kokolitus"

by rc45 August 20, 2009

haluskey

a haluskey is a midget that is very fun to be around. often names belongings with friends. trustworthy and kind. also makes friends with his school friends' parents

that haluskey is short, and funny!

by sexy person1234 November 24, 2009

Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, and all you've got by the bed is Tabasco. So you Tabasco lube up those fingers and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah, mate! That Poshia girl last night was mental! She let me give her the Hades Hook!"

by MadBantsForMadLads July 14, 2016

hades

I. God Of The Dead II. Ruler Of The Underworld III. Husband Of Persephone
stern and unyielding, unmoved by sacrifice
sits on a throne of ebony

hades was the god of regret.

by gryxion May 16, 2016