guido

An alternative name for 'Heroin'.
Used to hide the fact that Heroin is being talked about.

Luke and Bettina went searching for Guido, only to be f****ed over by two B******ds who took our £80.

Bettina! Yes Luke; Is that my Guido on the table?

...NO, it's my Guido.

by Luke <waiting on deed-pole> Forrester April 30, 2004

guido

A guido...let me expalin, is a way of life. It's just not any SOB with a fuckin blowout. Its not just any poser with an armani exchange shirt...that doesnt mean shit. The true guido's are the true italian, born and raised...who go to the club and parties because THEY want to, who wear the expense clothes because THEY want to, who drive the nice cars because THEY want to...not because it fits into the ever so popular growing "guido" trend. They try to look better than the average scrub. They work hard and play harder. You are who you are, if that is naturally YOU, then you are a TRUE guido.

I consider myself a guido, because its who i am, not who i want to be.

by Gaspare December 28, 2005

Lebanese Guido

A person with an Italian and Lebanese nationality, because of the whole Italian, Guido/Guidette fad, many of these people become very fond of their Italian culture and ignorant to their Lebanese culture. Although these 1st generation cultures are very alike, many Italian, Lebanese people try to hide or disown the fact that they are Lebanese. This making them able to say they are %100 Guido/Guidette and can hit the clubs just like the dying stars from Jersey Shore.

"I told you I don't eat lebanese food, I quit that shit!"-common Lebanese Guido thing to say

by Leb Guido February 18, 2012

dirty guido

when you do ur girl from the back while eating her out.

My girl loved the dirty guido i gave her.

by FONZZ April 21, 2006

Guido Central

Where you can find a large group of Hot Italian Guys who fit the "Guido" stereotype. Where you can find a large group of any Italian men all in one place. Ex. Little Italy, Staten Island...

Cute boys...Let's follow them to Guido Central!

by Italian Guidette October 30, 2006

Guido

A Man's name in Italiano. Means like Gill in english. Also means "I drive" which might explain why foreigners tend to term all Italiano men as Guido. Perhaps because most Italiano men are Mario Andretti race car wanabes.

When driving between Rome and Naples, one will encounter the indigenous Guido in large numbers. They are reckless and dangerous, but when they are not driving they are pretty cool.

by Roberto Franceschielo October 13, 2005

guido

a handsome italian male who gets insulted alot by jealous american dickheads.

Yo look at dat guido!

(thinks to himself: I wish i could be like him)

by the true italian September 14, 2005