fecal ferret

an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean

You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

Fecal Frenzy

When you have explosive diarrhea

"I went into a bathroom and it was covered in shit, looks like someone had a Fecal Frenzy in there"

by BigBlackBootyOiledWithWD40 February 6, 2024

fecal flyer

Mr. Smith's favorite bird

Look! Fecal flyer fecaled!

by turdbird1020 May 28, 2022

fecal brain condition

Medical term for shit for brains.

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.

by Cpugh March 2, 2019

Fecal Freddy

Someone one who has nightmares about poo

Had another fecal Freddy last night and now I’m tired

by few2020 November 10, 2021

fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements

Yesterday, Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter.

by Drizzah October 22, 2008

Fecal delusion

Believing that anything that exits their body through their anus does not have odor.

Brad's fecal delusions after eating fast food tacos got him thrown out of the car pool.

by B. Fashizz June 3, 2016