European Dog

A girl dog that when it gets excited is yelled at saying, "European all over the floor".
That European dog left a wet spot on the floor.
by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023
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European Switch

A phenomenon in American political discourse where European countries are either socialist or capitalist depending on whether or not it benefits the argument you are trying to make.
"Europe countries aren't socialist, they're capitalist countries with strong social safety nets."

"Okay, lets build a strong social safety net."

"No that's socialism."

"A yes, the old European Switch."
by epic bruh gamer March 14, 2020
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Squishy European

person who has greasy hair, bad hygiene, and an extra layer of body fat. Smells like cheese, wine, cigerates, and the plague.
by kristiabus May 29, 2017
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The European plug socket

Simultaneously wetting two fingers and jabbing them in both the anus and the vagina at the same time.
Oi John guess what i did last night?
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!
by Mbiggs19 February 15, 2023
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European Standard Of Beauty

(1) Nazi ideology of blond hair and blue eyed
(2) Fair to pale flowing long straight hair light eyes tall (Especially If They're Nordic) Flawless Spotless Skin
European Standard Of Beauty is so strong in India and South Africa that they bleach their skin and wear contacts
by EmJayee December 11, 2018
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Creepy Old European Men

Purveyors and widely known enthusiasts of Banana Hammocks and Grape Smugglers.
Dude. Checkout all those baller-ass creepy old european men with all those hot chicks, brohaim!

Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler
by Zeke303 May 25, 2016
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little european girl

Little European Girl is someone who is the absolute best, caring, abusive, hilarious, and will be your world given the chance to date her. If you date someone by the nickname “Little European Girl” given to her from her grandma then you’ll be set for life. Despite all the nice and sweet things you say to her in person she will stop you from doing so! She will make you laugh till you’re in tears, smack you with her hands until you’re red, and have the most patiences one could ask for.
Me: You’re beautiful.
little european girl : Stop!
by Timmy Newtron December 11, 2017
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