Definitions by TheColonCommander99

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

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Pulling back the foreskin after a mind blowing male colon extravaganza and slapping him in the face with your shit covered dick.

Ah! Damn! Ricky just European mud slapped me. I need more!

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