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Dibortion

When you get a divorce and a abortion at the same time
Wife: oh shit I’m pregnant and it’s yours
Husband: no this can’t be
Wife: I’m getting a dibortion!
by TheDarkSoul882 December 24, 2018
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Bipolitical Disorder

A socio-mental illness that manifests as "politcal swinging" from the Left to the Right, or vice versa. Usually caused by a lack of confidence in a politcal leader.
So-CalledLiberal: "Fuck! Obama's policies were nothing what I imagined!"

Rush Limbaugh: "Careful, Democrat. You're experiencing Bipolitical Disorder. Take a week off.
by BeerChuggin'German February 23, 2010
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Denise DiNorscia

A woman constantly on the go. She is hard working and will never run out of energy. She is a loyal friend and is always there when you need a bowl of soup. An all around entertaining person to be around.
"Is this a bowl of soup you brought me?"
"Yeah, I heard you were sick and so I decided to be a Denise DiNorscia."
by cyclopz April 13, 2010
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Lovepolar Disorder

The sudden state of acting out in a peculiar and/or violent way towards a loved one or spouse out of fear of rejection, seperation, or lonliness.
She was just fine, but when her boyfriend came around she started being overprotective and moody. I think she has Lovepolar Disorder.
by Endy-Boo July 5, 2011
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Border disorder

Where a Mexican (such as urself) has a tendency to hop borders.
Oh no guys! Aylin has border disorder!
by ash’s knife January 13, 2023
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Rock-of-Love disorder

a mild to severe form of wenchaphobia which is characterized by night terrors after watching "The Rock of Love" before bed.
Gabby is afflicted with a severe form of rock-of-love disorder because she is repulsed by watching fake blondes hook up with an old guy.
by Hannah <(^^)> March 31, 2008
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Oh my gosh, I just got a flashback to last night and remembered dancing on the bar ... it's the onset of Post Traumatic Social Disorder.
by comradem01 August 17, 2009
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