baby custard

(n) thick, creamy semen, especially when produced copiously.

Upon her return from Peru, my wife was shocked to find dried baby custard on the keyboard.

by Dr Monkey April 29, 2005

custard guts

Derogatory term, usually applied to females, but could also be used to refer to a male.

1. A female who engages in anal sex.

2. A female who swallows after oral sex.

"Look at custard guts over there, she gets around."

by Cyberdelia February 16, 2009

Custard slinger

Cum shot

Get ready for the custard slinger

by Btod January 7, 2014

Chubbie Custard

A synonym for crotch custard.

Ed loves Joe's chubbie custard.

by Hamish McFly October 17, 2006

pump custard

masturbating

When I saw her picture on my computer, I dropped trou and started to pump custard.

by Tees September 29, 2013

Custard

When a female, laughs/coughs/sneezes, while she is on her period and a little bit of period blood comes out her vagina.

"Stop making me laugh, i just custarded"

girl 1 - "I'm so sick" *cough*cough*
girl 2 - "Are you on your period?"
girl 1 - "Yeah, how can you tell?"
girl 2 - "I can see your custard"

girl 1 - "HAHAHAH .. .. ha, ha...ah."
girl 2 - "whats wrong?"
girl 1 - "fucking custard."

by MadToast May 4, 2008

bustin custard

The act of ejaculating semen out of an erect penis.

Earlier today, after leaving the Cold Stone Creamery, I decided that it was time to start bustin custard all over an unsuspecting woman's face.

by boooooopbooooop September 15, 2010