crotch rocket

chick and cop magnet

"Hey can I have a ride?" Goose it to make 'em hold on tighter, brake hard for mush-action.
"Driver's license, registration, proof of insurance please." Heard more often than above unless you don't stop...

by White punk wannabe rapper November 22, 2003

crotch rot

A really bad and incredible disgusting smell coming from a woman's pussy or a man's groin area.

Bob has crotch rot everyday.

by Rey Jr. March 30, 2003

fire crotch

-1- Lindsay Lohan.

-2- A person who has red pubic hair.

Lindsay Lohan has a fire crotch, and everyone hates her.

by TommysBabyGirl December 26, 2006

crotch gap

The open space created between a thin or fit woman's upper thighs when she stands straight up with her feet close together. Considered a reliable indicator of a low body fat to weight ratio for women. More voluptuous women do not have a crotch gap due to the flesh of their thighs closing the gap. Often associated with the term "cameltoe".

When the backlight revealed her crotch gap through her dress, I knew she was the one for me.

by NeoProg June 15, 2010

crotch trumpet

the nickname given to a person, during masturbation, whos reproductive organ emits a sound similar to a blaring trumpet to display his sexual arousment to others

Ken, you crotch trumpet, make your cock shut the hell up! I've had enough of that shit for one night!

by Sneaky September 1, 2004

Crotch Lasagne

Pretty much a dinner served by a crotch, using crotch made products like ball sweat and dick cheese.

Perry enjoyed his meal of Crotch Lasagne

by EmiYuckfu August 8, 2008

crotch flakes

dandruff found in and around the genitals.

It's best to have a doctor look at your eczema before
it gets any worse; you wouldn't want to wind up with
crotch flakes, now would you love?

by phunkiest January 10, 2009