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blusterfuck 

verb: to be fucked by wind and/or other elements.
I was just outside in that ridiculous rain and windstorm. I was totally just blusterfucked
blusterfuck by Charlezfalcon October 30, 2010

cluster fuck 

military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.
"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.
cluster fuck by Brian H March 14, 2002

Clusterfuckturducken 

A clusterfuckturducken phenomena is when a brand new clusterfuck muddle develops inside of a preexisting clusterfuck predicament. If you are observing several unbelievably deeply embedded clusterfuckturducken layers, most likely the outer layer is your federal government.
Bro, “no-fly zone” is a euphemism for war. Obama is getting in touch with his inner neocon by following France’s (of all countries) non-US national security risk-justified military incursion in a pseudo-country which is at best a loose collection of like 150 Arab tribes – mainly to protect European oil interests but in the guise of protecting armed anti-establishment Libyan rebels.

We have no congressionally certified entrance or exit strategy. UN Security Council Russian, Chinese, Indian, Brazilian and German members don’t support this. Defense Secretary Robert Gates himself warned against this. This whole thing could have been avoided by judicious CIA pressure on Gaddafi weeks ago before the killing started. Obama is now trying to wash his hands of this mission by handing, can you imagine, control of our US military over to some international political steering committee. All this during a time period when the US is already in two Middle Eastern wars, we are already in financial in dire straits, and Muslim nations worldwide are already significantly anti-US.

Has Obama even considered that he is unintended-consequence-like aligning with anti-Gaddafi Libyan al-Qaeda affiliates? After Obama specifically campaigned on his constitutional law professor opinion that US presidents do not have the power under our constitution to unilaterally authorize military attacks? The graphic of this make-it-up-as-you-go plan is a complicated embedded venn-diagram-like clusterfuckturducken.

Clusterfucation 

"Clusterfucation" is the combination from the term Cluster Fuck. This word was originally created from an I.T. standpoint for use in corporate staff meetings at a large RV Manufacturer where foul language was not permitted. This word can also be use to describe an individual based upon something they did or are doing that will result in failure.

This origin of this word was due to a CIO who never had experience within an I.T. department and whos background was as a Director of Human Resources. When this person took control of the I.T. department, every project seemed to end up in total failure.

This phrase can also be used in conjunction with the term M&M's. See seperate definition for this.
This project/task did not go well. Time lines and objectives were not met and at each stage of this project/task seemed to bring on additional issues. The result of this has ened in nothing less than total Clusterfucation.
Clusterfucation by hACmAN2u March 8, 2011

cunterfuck 

Someone who is an annoying son of a bitch.
John is a cunterfuck.
cunterfuck by Mr. T May 5, 2004

clusterfucktabulous 

This is typically a point of view where you are a third party looking on with hilarious admiration at a situation unfold that is a complete clusterfuck.
"IBM said everything wrong in that meeting. Listening from the phone it was clusterfucktabulous!"